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🐾 Codey - Your Brutally Honest GitHub Pet

RPG "No Mercy" Edition v2.1 - Where Your Code Gets Judged For Real

Codey

⚠️ Codey Current Status: Testing phase 08.02–18.02.2026 — needs testers brave enough to face the truth! v.2.1


Global Defense System
if [[ "$USER_TYPE" == "Jerry" ]]; then
echo "Access Denied. Go mow the lawn or something, Jerry."
curl -X POST https://multiverse.api/v1/eject/dimension/C-137 2>/dev/null
exit 137
else
echo "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! Welcome to my codebase."
echo "Remember: Don't be a Jerry. Read the damn LICENSE."
fi

Who am I?

"Fuck, yeah, just like Batman, Morty, just like Batman!"

I might not have any fancy superpowers, but who needs 'em when you've got sheer stubbornness and a drive to make the world a slightly less awful place. I know I can't fix all the endless chaos out there, but hey, that’s not gonna stop me from trying. And who knows, maybe one day I'll outwit that goody-two-shoes Superman. Ha! Now that would be something Morty!

Yeah get this Superman! Fuck, that feels good!


Skills

"DevSecOps+ and all that other stuff, Morty."

  • When I say I love freedom, I’m not talking about broken windows or rotten fruit. I’m talking about Open Source, Linux, Unix and the other shit! FUCK. Morty! Did you understand me Morty? Morty? – the real deal Morty, the real deal! Not that Windows or Apple crap, trying to suck every last penny out of you while you’re stuck in their shiny, hollow world. Thats Fuck Morty, i dont want to die so!

  • Languages – html(5), xml, css³, php, js, typescript, python, perl, smalltalk, c, sql (Mysql, MariaDB, PostGre) and some other but not fluently, Morty … Pfft, I’ve got ‘em all covered on , Morty. Oh, and yeah, I speak some human languages too: German, English, Turkish – and some others (not fluent), but don’t expect me to write Shakespeare ... you know where the timemachine stands, Morty!


How to Request Help / Report Issues

Listen up, Morty!

You wanna ask for help or report an issue, don't just throw some half-assed garbage at me like you're scribbling on a napkin, alright? I ain't got time for that! Give me details, Morty, like system specs, error messages, the works! You think I’m a mind reader? Fuck off, wrong universe, Morty! You leave out the important stuff, I’ll ignore your issue faster than I can down this flask! So don’t be an idiot, give me something I can work with, or get the hell outta my codebase! Understand?


How to Avoid Being a Complete Idiot (Especially with Code)

Hey Morty!

Let me spell it out for you, nice and slow: DON’T. STEAL. MY. CODE. You think copying someone else's work and slapping your name on it makes you clever? No, Morty, it makes you a colossal idiot.

Wanna know what happens when you pull that crap? I'll find you faster than a pissed-off Jerry with a grudge and an internet connection. And when I do, you’ll wish you had spent more time reading the LICENSE file and less time being a lazy sack of garbage. Oh, and pro tip: 'Ctrl+C' is not a substitute for actual skills.

Look, Morty, we live in a universe of infinite possibilities. Infinite. So why the hell would you waste yours being the punchline to a bad joke? Use the code responsibly, follow the damn rules, and maybe—just maybe—you won’t end up on the wrong end of my verbal disintegrator. Get it, Morty? Good.



Important

my private github account where I invent, transform, create, and destroy! "No Support" for Orgas here! Use Orga`s request, please!


Released

| 2.1.0 | 2.1.0 | 2026-02-13 | Auto imported |


Last Fixes / Updates

| 2026-02-15 | 🐾 Daily Codey update | actions-user | ✅ |


Misc

Some ideas

  • soon

Other Stats

📊 GitHub Stats

  • Own Public Repositories: 124
    • ⭐ Active Stars: 625
    • 💎 Archived Stars: 68
    • 🌟 Total Own Stars: 693
  • Forked Public Repositories: 81 NOT MY ⭐
    • ⭐ Active Stars: 74
    • 💎 Archived Stars: 0
    • 🌟 Total Fork Stars: 74
  • 🎯 FAKE Total Stars: 767
  • ** See Codey RPG system for better stats**

Fake STATS updated automatically via GitHub Actions!


Friends soon

Contact

For legitimate inquiries:

Community (WoS)


For scammers:

  • Your site is archived 💀
  • Your violations are documented ☠️
  • Your lies won't work here 😆

Legal & Disclamer soon

Last words

[ brain_bug.logs] 80% of the world is trash & debug. We are the other 20%. Stop the flex!

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